Episode 11: The Eleventh Day of Christmas

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me…

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Oh Love, I can’t bear it. Why did the neighbours give their children pipes in their Christmas stockings? And who has that many kids these days anyway? The only thing worse for heralding in the New Year would have been beginner trumpeters blasting their farty horns! Actually, those children have horns, they are the offspring of Pan. My nerves can’t take it today as I watch the pool man fish feathers out of the water. And your sister keeps offering me a pipe with a cup of tea. Disgusting personĀ  habit.

 

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